After being addicted to the popular website, FML, a new website has caught my attention. It's called textsfromlastnight.com and I am beginning to like this website even more than the previous. It is much more vulgar than FML but it makes it even more funnier. Here are a few that I really enjoy and I tried to not make them TOO inappropriate but I hope you guys enjoy them as much as I do.
(720) Just took my ex's job. There should be an award for how many times I've managed to screw up this girl's life.
(516) Thank God they found Balloon Boy. I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
(124) Last night, my friend changed all the names of the contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermoine Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
(413) I just saw a three year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
(630) All I remember is you climbed into a garbage can and said you were trashed.
I hope you guys liked them! :)
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